Have you ever been seven hours into a Call of Duty session and wondered what would make this game better? Maybe instead of humans, the soldiers should be cats! This is the concept behind $KHAI‘s aesthetic, a meme coin from the SOL ecosystem with over a $20 million market cap. Is Kitten Haimer Puuuurfectly Positioned for me to use my profits to buy a boat?

We have yet to reach the moment where all these cat and dog meme coins have enough gravity to create a singularity. Rest assured that time is coming soon. It will swallow the entire crypto universe into an infinitely dense point. The only survivor will be Charles Hoskinson who will use his whiteboard to surf to safety on the waves made from Vitalik’s tears.

I know I shouldn’t mention Hoskinson in an article about a SOL meme coin even if it’s a joke. He triggers SOL bros more than a liberal being asked, “What’s the definition of a woman.”

So, back to $KHAI, AKA Kitten Haimer. Is there more than meets the eye to this dystopian feline renegade? According to the project’s roadmap, they plan to launch an NFT marketplace and create special NFTs for a game that will be developed in the future. Unlike a lot of big promises made by other meme coins, this one actually puts dates on its roadmap.

That’s all well and good, but caring about utility in a meme coin is like caring about what grades a stripper got in high school. Just get on my lap and listen to me talk about my carpal tunnel from typing so many of these stupid articles.

Kitten Haimer’s X account is probably one of the most active I’ve come across. It looks like they are connected with a bunch of other accounts in the meme-making business and they are reposting and quoting them throughout the day. So the entertainment value is high. Should I invest in $KHAI? Probably not. Will I? Abso-fucking-lutely.