I love the honesty coming out of $DUKO. If you’re going to be a meme coin be a meme coin, right? Wait, Chivey Social wants to eventually pivot towards utility? Oh, then—I mean… every project needs utility, heh…

While I still have a job writing satirical articles about made-up investments for a company whose mascot is an anthropomorphized vegetable, let me just say, $DUKO might be one of the best bullshit projects I’ve come across in a good while.

This dog-loving cat is kind of an endearing perv. Oh shit, I think I just described my type? The one thing I’ll say for $DUKO is that, unlike many of his peers, this chart doesn’t look like the most dangerous double black diamond trail on the mountain. For me, if I am going to take my shot at paying off my college loans with only a $250 investment, this might be the one I take. And, at least when I have to call my parents to help me with rent I can honestly say that I donated too much money to a charity supported by one of the Tate Brothers.