In a world where TikTok is overrun by bedroom Jim Cramers screaming “BUY! BUY! BUY!” into their ring lights, ChillGuy offers a much-needed breather. Ironically, this laid-back meme coin is hotter than Margot Robbie in lingerie purring, “Daddy doesn’t get to touch mommy for a very, very… VERY long time.” Sure, she takes the baby and leaves in the end—but what a ride, right?
So, let’s dive into this behemoth of meminess and see if ChillGuy or $CHIVE might be the next projects to pump harder than a penny stock pitched by Jordan Belfort.
42% of Supply? Gone. Amazing.
First off, ChillGuy claims to have lost 42% of their supply. Amazing. That’s the kind of accidental brilliance we can all get behind. Let’s be honest: nothing is more deflationary than a bunch of stoners trying to remember their twelve-word seed phrases.
“Bro, it was like… ‘sunset taco wizard,’ or maybe it was ‘wizard taco sunset?’ Whatever. Lost forever, man.”
Beer Money: What Are ChillGuys Drinking?
Then there’s the 8% of supply earmarked for “beer money.” But what kind of beer do ChillGuys drink?
- Is it Coronas with limes?
- Are they too cool for that and sipping Negra Modelos?
- Or maybe they’ve gone full hipster and cracked open a few microbrew cans labeled “Most Chill IPA.”
Then the real question becomes: How chill can you be when you’re trying that hard?
50% to Vibe With? That’s Math Magic.
Finally, they left 50% of the supply for us to “vibe” with. My only critique? They’re too good at math. If they were really chill, they’d round it up to 103% and leave us scratching our heads like Alan from The Hangover, trying to math our blackjack riches. I mean, that’s the level of absurdity I signed up for.
Meme Coin Bros: Do They Even Know Chill?
Now, let’s talk meme coin bros. These guys love talking about finding the next big gem. But every time you check their streams, they’re hyping tokens that already hit a $500 million market cap.
It’s like your buddy saying, “You should really cut back on drinking,” while casually brushing coke dust off his nostril. ChillGuy might be the exception. It’s got the vibes, the memes, and the kind of chaotic energy that makes it perfect for your portfolio of very smart financial decisions.
Don’t Sleep on $CHIVE
That said, let’s give a quick nod to $CHIVE. Unlike those other projects cranking out a couple of weak memes a day, $CHIVE is out here writing entire damn articles—for the three bored degenerates who’ll actually read them.
That kind of hustle has to mean something, right? If it doesn’t, then seriously, what are we even doing here? Maybe we missed the boat on ChillGuy. Maybe it’s on its way to a $200 billion market cap.
But the $CHIVE boat? It’s gassing up, flexing a pair of aviators, and getting ready to leave the harbor.
Chill on that thought for a while.
