Some think we must get to Mars to ensure the future of the human race. Others want to turn Mars into a libertarian utopia where the rich finally put enough distance between them and the poor. Whatever our hopes and dreams regarding the red planet, perhaps we all missed its true destiny. It’s not the overpopulation of humanity that Mars is going to solve. It’s the overpopulation of dog meme coins.
That’s right, you heard me! There are just too many Doges and Shibu Inus. Much like the Mogwai in a hurricane, these four-legged crypto assets seem to multiply exponentially. No one let them eat after midnight or we are all screwed. (For you Gen-Zers this is a reference to the movie Gremlins). Mogwais are basically Ewoks that fit in the palm of your hand. Ewoks are thigh-high bears that live on the Forest Moon of Endor. The Forest Moon of Endor is what Mars will become after $Mdoge propagates the planet. That is why nerds all across the world are taking their hard-earned cash and buying this token like it’s an oxygen tank right before they get ejected from the airlock.
The one thing The Martian taught us is all you need is a big pile of shit to grow food on the fourth planet from the sun. My only question is, if all meme coins are shit coins then is that enough to fertilize the entire planet? Because after this thing makes me a billionaire I am buying the first ticket on Elon’s space taxi to get me away from all these freeloaders!
Ben Aronson is a self-proclaimed tech rebel and blockchain evangelist with a vendetta against the status quo. When he’s not ranting about central banks or corporate greed, he’s dissecting code, dreaming of a decentralized utopia, and plotting how crypto can set fire to every outdated institution standing in its way. Equal parts cynic and visionary, Ben writes with a passion for tech disruption and a healthy dose of “burn it all down” energy.