Sometimes I’m not sure which is harder to give up, my vape or meme coins. I keep coming back to them like they are the ex who dumped me before I could dump him. But when our entire system of finance rests on a threat by the largest government with the largest army, I always finish by asking what’s the difference? Yeah NVIDIA makes cutting-edge microchips, but you still have to buy them with fake money. And that fake money pays dividends to people who own stock valued in the same fake money.
Yeah, so… I don’t know. I’m here for it. And just like that ex I go crawling back to, I’m sure eventually my meme investments will get drunk and tell me I’ve gained weight. Maybe this time I will dump them before they dump me. Wait, no! What am I saying? I love you $WIF and $BRETT. I’ll never let you go!
If anyone has a good project I can chase like the hot bartender at last call, let me know. I like a good romance story. And sure, nine times out of ten, that barter will slink out of my house before I wake up. But somewhere out there is that true gentleman who will love me for me, with all my flaws.
That’s why I’m sure there is a meme coin out there destined to make me rich, or at the very least pay off my college loans before it breaks my heart.
